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Christmas John Lewis Advert 2016
I knew two things that bothered me about the new Christmas John Lewis advert straight away. I don't even have to think about it any more - it's more of an instinct, as if I've tuned into to some...
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Best And Worst TV Christmas Adverts 2016
Aww, Christmas adverts. Snowmen and buying your loved on a woolly jumper and gorging yourself all the way to Type-II Diabetes. At a time when John Carpenter's iconic 80s sci-fi/action film They Live!...
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The Worst Things Of 2016
I've managed to distil all the worst things of 2016 into a short few-hundred words. Let's take it for granted that Farage, Mensch, Trump and all those other cunts are already burning in AdTurds'...
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Missing, Presumed Dead: The Tesco Advert Son
Where is the Tesco advert son? The words on the lips of literally every man, woman and child in the country. Have Ruth Jones and Ben Miller (NOT Rob Brydon everyone!) killed him? Yes, that is the...
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The Worst Adverts Of 2016 : Vote
The Worst Adverts of 2016 then. Does anyone care? Among a whole world seemingly collapsing in on itself adverts might seem small beer. But one of my theories about why everything's going to Hell in a...
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Crimes Against Music: Flash, Dacia Queen Adverts
Let's get this out the way: I don't much care for Queen. Radio Ga-Ga, Somebody To Love and Under Pressure can go toe-to-toe with any tune out there, but for my money Queen yo-yos between novelty band...
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Sainsbury’s Food Dancing Advert: #FoodDancing
If you dance while you're cooking I have some alarming news for you. You don't exist. I know that's a shock to the system and you probably didn't see it coming, but I'm afraid you and your entire...
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The Worst Advert of 2016
Well. I didn't see that coming. You can add the victory of the MoneySupermarket Strutters in the poll to find the worst advert of 2016 to Brexit and Trump. Somehow the advert has ended up feeling the...
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Ikea Win At Sleeping Advert
Hey. Are you one of those sad bastards who climbs into bed, reads for a bit, has an occasional tommy-tank and then drifts off to sleep? If so I have some bad news. If you don't win at sleeping YOUR A...
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VIPoo Advert Is Proof We’re Living In A Simulation
Have you heard that we're living in a simulation? This is a theory that has gained currency recently - embraced by real-life Bond villains like Elon Musk and smartbonces like Neil deGrasse Tyson (whose...
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Head Games: Arnold Schwarzenegger PPI Advert
Government information films have come a long way eh? Rather than employ a continuity announcer with a familiar voice to impart instructions over some footage of someone frowning at a piece of paper...
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Crimes Against Music: Virgin Trains Spandau or Speedcore
Whatever else you might think of Spandau Ballet and their enduring, um, ballet True it's a fairly calming piece of music. Which makes its interruption with some shocking jolts of speedcore thrash...
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Bum Deal: Jerusalem / Tel Aviv Advert
I don't have a lot to say about this, other than remark on the astonishing amount of air time devoted to this lady's bottom in an advert currently airing for holidays in Jerusalem / Tel Aviv. Leaving...
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Clearscore Adverts: Why Doing?
Have you noticed how many annoying dogs there are in television adverts there are these days? Not only that, they're some of the most annoying creatures on television and the only reason they're not...
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Halloween Adverts
What, there's such a thing as Halloween adverts now? For 'party food' and kidult entertainment and the kind of clothing, masks and other shit that is designed to be bought, worn once and thrown away....
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Premier Inn Advert: Chapman & Steele
There's something very endearing about this Premier Inn advert, which nicely subverts the genre of crap hotel chain adverts by essentially admitting that it's cheap, you use it for work and it's...
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TUI Ain’t Nobody Advert
Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? I mean no-one ever liked Thomson that much - holiday companies aren't fundamentally loveable things - but this TUI...
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2017 John Lewis Christmas Advert: Moz The Monster
So Elbow have graduated to John Lewis Christmas advert levels of fame, loveableness and National Treasure status. They're doing a cover of The Beatles' Golden Slumbers in the latest version of John...
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All The Fucking John Lewis Christmas Adverts
So it's come to this. A John Lewis Christmas Advert rundown... 2017 John Lewis Christmas Advert: Moz The Monster I'll be honest with you, I'm losing this battle. Every year I come up with a new mode...
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AdTurds Keywords: Poo Chute Advert, Kia Bukakke
I haven't done these for a while because most search terms are hidden from sight these days, in case websites start picking up on your predilection for Big Tits Ebony Cumshots, or suchlike. But they...
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