“She’s Me Mum”– Nauseating Boots Advert
It happens less and less often - on the basis that I immediately mute or skip the adverts or simply watch the BBC - but every now and then I see an advert so awful I sit up, sharpen an imaginary...
View ArticleThe Worst Adverts Of 2018: Vote
Well, the last year flew by eh? Seems like just a few weeks since we were ready to go to TUI headquarters brandishing flaming torches and defaced copies of their brochures. And here we are again: time...
View ArticleThe Sun Bingo Advert IS The Worst Advert Of 2018
And you thought the Brexit vote divided the country.... well, those shouty people outside Parliament have nothing on AdTurds readers. When I asked what the worst advert of 2018 was I might as well...
View ArticleCarling Advert: Made Local and The Pall Of Brexit
When I asked which adverts are currently getting on peoples tits, people told me about this Carling advert. It wasn't just getting on their tits, they said, it was rubbing itself over whatever...
View ArticleTudor Crisps Adverts – Adverts I Love
What would you do for a bag of Tu-dah? As those of us old to remember these Tudor Crisps adverts from the 70s and 80s know only too well - they are worth climbing a mountain for. Tudor Crisps were, of...
View ArticleSamsung Galaxy Advert: Que Sera Sera – A Terrifying Vision Of The Future
This Samsung Galaxy Advert for the new S10 phone might not be quite so hideous, were it not for the robotic rendition of Que Sera Sera - Doris Day's reminder from the past that you life may be shit...
View ArticleTom Hiddleston Centrum Advert
Needless to say, this rumination on the context to a new Tom Hiddleston Centrum Advert is pure fiction. Or is it? "Ah, another day begins! Looks nice out. Hope Tom Hiddleston isn't downstairs making us...
View ArticleJacamo Advert 2019: Own Your Moment
“Jacamo is for fat bastards” This is a search phrase that repeatedly led readers to this blog, back in the day when it was possible to measure such things. And perhaps it is; Jacamo has never shied...
View ArticlePringles Advert Lunch Tube Mystery
“I’d like to thank you all for joining us this morning. As you all know, the situation is grave. First we’ll have the minutes from last month and then we’ll move on to this month’s agenda. Oh, hello...
View ArticleThe Worst Adverts Of 2019: Vote
Well, did anyone think we’d make it this far? By which I mean 2019 full stop, never mind the annual rundown of the Worst Adverts Of 2019. In 2016 I went a bit mad. Well, more so. Brexit, Trump and the...
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